In a continuing effort to rid this blog of any remaining traces of content and readership, I'm leaving for a week to get some sun on my pale, pale skin and a little sand between my... toes. Oh, and Kaiser's modem has been destroyed by powerful bolts of electricity from the sky. So don't be looking forward to anything, you people pressing the 'next random blog' button (plus the one guy googling 'mimetic desire' - dude, you gotta get out more).
WHEN HECTIC BLOG RETURNS:
* the long-awaited ZOO BISCUIT series (icing for the eyes!!)
* 3 times the half-assedness! (is that one eighth assedness or one and a half asses?)
* possible new mystery member!!
* mpeg of piss-drinking monkey!!!
* AND MORE INCREDIBLE FRESHNESS FOR THE OH FIVE!!